Wo mangti the mein deta na tha,
jawab us k sawaloo ka.
Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
hath se phool gulab ka.
Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay
jab under jata hay,
kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka.
1 call girl subah subah naha dho kar, appni panty main agarbitti ghuma rahi thi,
dosre nay pocha ye keya kar rahi ho
woh boli dukan kholnay ka time ho gaya hay
1 chor eik ghar main chori karnay gaya wahan per osay 1 aadmi nay pakar kar nache gera deya aur appnay bete se bola beta is ke gand mar
Beta: try karne laga, aur bola papa is ke buhat tight hay abdar nahi ja raha hay.
Bap Bola jaa andar se churri la kar chera de kar khol de
Chor Bola: Bhai sahab thook laa kar check te karo
wife; pehle tum roz karte the phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho.....kyu?
hasband; pehle teri esi thi{}
phir esi howi{ }
aur ab esi hai { }
ab kya karon esi {} ki talash me dar dar ki tohkraen kha raha hon
Aik Bohray Admi Nay Wheat Cloor Ki Qamiz Our Red Cloor Ki Longi Pheni Howi Thi Wo Aik School Kay Samny Say Guzra To Baccon Nay Kha (RED& WHEAT) Bohdy Admi Ko Gussa AA gia Baccon Nay Peheer Kha ( Red&Wheat)Ab Bohry Admi ko Our Goussa Aya Our Rock Kar Longi outar Kar Bolta Hi KING SISE FILTER........ King SiSE FILTER..........KING SISE FILTER...
Sardar to carpenter.. Bed mazboot banana mera beta meri baho ko choday ga to kahin toot na jaye.
Carpenter: Fikar na karo sardar je aisa mazboot banaon ga k sara muhalla mil k bhi ap ko baho ko choday ga to bhi nahi totay ga.
1 woman to 2nd.. Tumharay husband roz ghar time par a jatay hain.. akhir is ka raz kia hai?
2nd woman : raz waz koi nahi bas main ne un ko saf kah dia hai k ap ao ya na ao.. sex theek 9pm par start ho jaye ga.
A sardar trying 2 avoid doctor`s fee after eye operation by sying, i still cant see,
Dr asks a sexy nurse to undress infront of him,
he again says i cant see, Dr tell nurse to open her legs. again he says cant see, Dr, says: Madarchod agar nazar nahi a raha to ye tere lund kaisay khara hogya?
"Jab ai sardi to kafi hoi thanx, Sukar rahi thi phuddyan akkar rahay they lund, Ab a gyi hai garmi chali gyi thund, Khul gye bhossaray latak gye hain lund."
1 Pakistan mutth mar raha tha, 1 american bola, "what r u doing man?" Pakistani said: this is pakistani technology,, i am fucking ur wife through BLUETOOTH!!
sexy sms
