girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati
hai par ap ki nahi ati kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere
bap ne baja baja kar kharab kardi.
auraat k doodh k 5 faiday hain;
boil karna nahi parta ,
cat chora nahi sakti,
har mard ki pasand,
kubsurat paking main aik k sath dosra free
Girl:Amma fauji aa raha hai.
Amma: Andar aja in logo ki niyat achchi nahi hoti.
Girl:amma fauji sardar hai.
Amma:phir to bakri ko bhi andar le aa
conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai,
tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?
Do doston ki biwian driving seekh rahi thee
1)Yaar meri biwi tou sote sote gari chalati hai, neend main bhi
mera pakar k gear badalti hai
2)Yaar meray wali tou neend mein tangein khol k bolti hai 500 ka dal do
1 Andhi larki pehli dafa sex karwa rahi thi,
jab maza aya tu poocha "yeh neechay kia latak raha hai?"
Larka: Yeh tattay hain.
Andhi: Yeh Andar nahi dalnay?
Larka: nahi ye bahir hi rahtay hain
Andhi: "Khayal kerna, andhi mohtaaj ka haq na kha na
SARDAR NE APNI BIWI KO PEHLE DIN DIVORSE KION DI?
COZ ,AT 1st NITE SARDAR SAW HER WIFE"S PANTY
IT WAS WRITTEN
"CHECKED AND TESTED BY SYED AND BROTHERS"
aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha.......
Larai nichli gali main hoti hai
Pakray hum jatay hain...!!!
ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha.
ek admi bola helmit to utaro.
pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to
tum shalwar utar ta hay kia ?
Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur
ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband :Pehle teri aisee thee {}
Phir aisee thee { } ..
Ab aisee hai { } ..
Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash
mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon
sexy sms
