Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.
GF : yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.
Rangila : Don’t worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!
Father: Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho..?
Boy: 4 mahine se..
Fathar: Main kese yaqeen kar lun..?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqeen aa jae ga:-
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai .:p
girl: brazier dikhana
sales man: 36 chalega
grl: choti do
s.man: 32?
grl: or choti
s.man: 28?
grl: or choti
s.man: 20?
grl: thori or
s.man: bhenji sunny plast laga lo
shaiyed DANA nikla hoga.
Breaking news.]
Aaj temperature 42'C rahay ga
lihaza collages ki larkion say
guzarish hai kay apnay brazer main
baraf rakh lain doodh kharab honay ka khatra hay
Ak aurat rukshey main bhaitey hoe thi
Khada lga tu boli driver rukshaw ahista chalo mere malte hil rahe hain
Driver bola bibi g tu mere kela bhi hil rha hai
Sardar ko uski wife ne apne boobs suck kerne ko kaha,
Sardar thodi der chusne k baad ronay laga..
Sardarni, "Kya hua?"
Sardar:Maa ki yaad agaye....
aik pathan suhag raat ko kuch kiye bina biwi ke sath razai orh ke so gaya.
thori dair baad biwi boli:
khan ji! meri taangon ke beech main sorakh hai
pathan bola: tabhi main soch raha hoon ke ye thandi hawa kahan se aa rahi hai
One day grl asked mom.
Girl: Ma yeh Lund kya hota hai?
Maa: Jab tu bari ho ker achi beti banegi to tujhe b 1 milega
Beti: agar me buri bani?
Maa: to bohot sare milenge!
Husband ne bola wife ko good night,
Wife boli aise kese good night
Pehle karo off light, Phir kero lund tight
Phir Karo choot se fight, Phir nikalo White White
sexy sms
