Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Husband: jab men mar jaon to
hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana…
Wife: wo Q?
Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy
say lipat lipat kr roti hen…
Wife:Bht pyar sey
“Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz”
Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,
“Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy”.
Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
Peshawar ki adalat mein ek talak ka case aya.
Wife:Mera husband sirf pechay se karta hai!
Judge nay heran hokar poocha.
"Is k Ilawa bhi koi jaga hoti hai."
!"Paisa gaand ki tarah hota hay"
!"Hota sab k paas hay deta koi nahi"
"aur"
!"Mashwara LUN ki tarah hota hay"
!"Deta har koi hay magar leta koi nai .
hindu to wife:
priya swera ho geya jago!
muslim:
begum chand dhal geya jago!
christ:
darling its dawn get up!
sardar:
sohnio utho TATTI kar lawo....
SARDARNI PAAN SHOP PAR GAEE
aor sardar shop keeper se boli:
vay sardar, AY LE 10 RUPAY TE MUNU PAAAN DAY,
SARDAR: tu mery kolo 200 rupay le,
Mehfail_e_sex sajao to koi baat bany,
Do char gashtiyaan nachao to koi baat bany,
Doodh cup se peena gawara nahi mujh ko,
Direct mammoon sy pilao to koi baat bany,
WAPDA walo bijili is tarha nahi ho gi poori,
Apni MAA ki phuddi main tar lagao to koi baat bany,
Lun par Q charhty ho karwa ka GHANTA aagy,
Mery GHANTY ko hilao to koi baat bany,
Loog kehty hain MUSHRAF b bara GHANU tha,
ZARDARI sa koi harami dekhao to koi baat bany.......
Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko
apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!!
sexy sms
