Ik Larki thi dewaani si…
Ik Larkay pe wo mar…
Kuch lena tha usay…
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..
Jab bi milti thi muijhey….
Ye hi pocha karti thi…..
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo K Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always k Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating
Jo mila aurat ko mila!!
Hont milay chuswany ko,
Mammay milay dabwanay ko,
Phuddi mili chudwanay ko.
Aur apko kia mila??? LUN!!! aor wo b sirf hilaney ko???
so hilao…
3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi…
pehli gashti:mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain…
doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo din raat ki shift lagain….
teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab worldcup ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore
awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun…………..
Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
Doc:Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!
Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao
barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho,
dhup niklay aur surso pilli na ho,
to phir app nay yeh kasay soch liya kay
neend may ap ki yaad ahay aur shalwar gili na ho..
Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna.
conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?
sexy sms
