aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha…….
Larai nichli gali main hoti hai
Pakray hum jatay hain…!!! q?
Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide
1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE
Hum Girey Huwey ko UTHATEY hain,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko MILATEY Hain,
In Short Hum Bra BANATEY hain.
Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don’t say loose motions hai
Pehlay kiss karo…
phir bister per laitao…
phir dono tangein uper kark….
thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho…
ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
pamper change kerdo……
One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.
Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?
drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum le layna!!
It is said that inzamam don’t understand english.
Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”.
Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance. ”
Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that you are rejected bcoz u don’t have LUN.
Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!!
3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
sexy sms
