Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that's not prohibited
An Army Guy Got Married , On 1st Nite realizes Wife Haveing periods , He telegrams to HQ:Red alert on front Extend Leave Reply: From HQ: Attack frm back And report
An Army Guy Got Married , On 1st Nite realizes Wife Haveing periods , He telegrams to HQ:Red alert on front Extend Leave Reply: From HQ: Attack frm back And report
ek dafa do behne Doctor k pas jati hain ...
Ek k Bobs bare hote hain or ek k chote ... jis k bare hote hain us ko doctor chote hone ki dawa dete hain ... or jis k chote hote hain usye bare hone ki ...
den wo log ghar aajati hai ... or dawa change hojati hai ... bari waley k mazeed bare hojate hain or chote wali k mazeed chote ho jate hain ... phr doctor se wajah pochti hai doctor wajah batata hai phr dawa deta hai ... phr dawa change hojati hai phr jis ka bare hote hain or bare hojate hain or chote wali k mazeed chote ho jate hain ...
den doctor k pas sirf wo jati hai jis k chote hote hain Doctor pochta hai app ki dosri sister kahan gai ... tu wo kehti hai usey Milk pak waley utha k ley gaey ...
Bond 007 :- Mona, ur not wearing panty today?
Mona:- Yes sir, ur great.. hw did u know that?
007:- i can see dandruff on ur shoes...
If you want Suck the nipple of girl ,she always say why yours mother and sister r not living in ur home .u say yes but there is not child .
Na hum aids say dartay hain,
na hi condum say keraty hain,
hum to duniya say dartay hain,
is lia haath say keraty hain,
HAPPY MUTH DAY
son saw a parents having sex"dad whats up? DAD:tere maa may petrol bhar raha hoon.
son :mom ki average check karien,raat ko uncle bhi tank full ker kay gain hain"
Bahu saas ki paon daba rahi thi.GHAGHRA
upar hogaya.Bahu boli: PRANAAM,
SAAS: Kisko?
BAHU: SASURJI KI RANBHUMI AUR MERE PATI KI JANAM BHUMI KO
Nurse lost her cat.
nurse in the hospital- any 1 got a pussy,all women stood up,i mean any one seen a pussy, all men stood up.I meant any one seen my pussy, all doctors stood up
sexy sms
