Suhag raat ke baad husband ne apni wife se pucha ki kal raat ko kya mahsus kiya to wife ne kaha
5% sharam,
5% dard or
90% purani yadey..
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se
hasnelagi.
Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
HUSBAND GHUSSEY SE:shaadi k baad meri life kuttey jesi hogayi hai..
wife: kuttey se kia muqabla kartey ho wo to 1 ghantey(HOURS) tak phansaa kar rakhta hai,tumhari to aik minute mein phat jati ha
bata:abu mein kesy paida hua tha?
baap: hum ne dua ki aap aagaye....
beta:aur bhai kesey paida hua?
baap:wo bhi dua se
beta:aur chacha?
baap:wo bhi dua se
beta: ABU HAMAREY KHANDAN MEIN CHOODNEY WOODNEY KA RIVAAJ NAHI HAI KIA?
KAUN KEHTA HAI DOST APNI JUDAI HO GI
YEH AFWAH KISI MADARCHOD NAY URA HOGI
SHAN SE RAHE GAY TERI GAND ME GHUS KAR
AAKHIR ITNA JAGA TO MERAY LUND NAY BANAI HOGI
soota charas da, coosa naras da,momay nargus dey, mazay sharbat dey,gul piyar di,bond dedaar di,lun kasaye da,towano ve chaye da,
Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti Mughal-e-Azam mein to film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!!!
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai, "Hey Bhagwan yeh tune kya kiya."
The 3 miracles of a woman: produce milk without eating grass, 4 days of bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling.
sexy sms
