Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur
ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } ..
Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash
mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon.
Na chahat hai sitaron ki,
Na tamanna hai nazaroon ki,
Bas aap jaisa dost miljaye
MAA CHOD DAIN GEY SAROON KI
PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi...Sardar apni bevi kay pechay
dalnay laga to wo boli ....na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay
sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai
bevi boli...mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha
Sardar bola...acha...par mera boy friend to meray
pechay dalta tha...
Aayi thi diwali,
shuru Hui thand,
sikudi thi chut,
akade the lund
Aa gai holi,
chali gai thand,
khul gayi chut,
latak Gaye lund
Har Samandar ka sahil nhi hota,
Har jang mein Missile nhi hota,
Ye sab china ne MAA CHUDAI hai,
Warna har CHOTIYE k pas MOBILE nhi hota...
1 malang larkay say bola.
beta apnay say bari ko Ma
choti ko beti
baraber wali ko behin kehna
larka bola
malang baba phir mere lora khud rakh lo Bhang kootnay k kam aaiga
mera le lo mera le lo apni toai mee mera lelo merrla le lo apni toae main sabb ko do sab ko maza aae ga apni ammi ko fone kar or kaha mera le lo apni toai main
twoh bohet khubsuret hy yeh bohet khubsuret hy tum bohet khubsuret ho her koi hi khubsuret hy meri ankh teri ankh ya uski ankh main nahi sirf KHUDA ki ankh main .Maan
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
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