Girl:Amma fauji aa raha hai.
Amma: Andar aja in logo ki niyat achchi nahi hoti.
Girl:amma fauji sardar hai.
Amma:phir to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
Do doston ki biwian driving seekh rahi thee
1)Yaar meri biwi tou sote sote gari chalati hai, neend main bhi
mera pakar k gear badalti hai
2)Yaar meray wali tou neend mein tangein khol k bolti hai 500 ka dal
do.
1 Andhi larki pehli dafa sex karwa rahi thi,
jab maza aya tu poocha "yeh neechay kia latak raha hai?"
Larka: Yeh tattay hain.
Andhi: Yeh Andar nahi dalnay?
Larka: nahi ye bahir hi rahtay hain
Andhi: "Khayal kerna, andhi mohtaaj ka haq na kha na"
girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati
hai par ap ki nahi ati kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere
bap ne baja baja kar kharab kardi.
Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta
4 facts
1 mammay aur jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hain
2 snake aur pudi jahan deko mar do.
3 doodh aur gand phtne ki awaz nahin ati
4 pani aur lun apna rasita khud bana laite hain
aik MUMAY nay dosray MUMAY se pocha.......
Larai nichli gali main hoti hai
Pakray hum jatay hain...!!!
Dost 1 : Apni girl friend ko chand mat kehna.
Dost 2 : woh kyun?
Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain
ek pathan bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha.
ek admi bola helmit to utaro.
pathan bola tumhara gand mai kahrish hota hay to
tum shalwar utar ta hay kia ?
Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain
sexy sms
