Kal Chodvin ki raat thi...
Sab ne kiya apna khara...
Kisi ne kaha mera bara...
Kisi ne kaha mera bara..
Jab ham ne kya apna khara
to sabne kaha.. itna BARA..
Sambha: Sardar thakur ka kya kerna hai
Gabbar: kuch nai uske haath kaat do aur roz 3 blue film dikhao,woh khud
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayega
Sardar ko uski wife ne apne boobs suck karne ko kaha
sardar thori dair baad rone laga
sardarni :"kya hoa?"
Sardar: "maa ki yaad aagayi..."
Son: Papa condom kia hota hai
Papa: chal bhaag mujhe nai pata
Son: tabhi toh hum 11 bhean bhai hai.....
man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee!
Ek din ghalis se ek larki ne milne ka wada kia.
us din larki k late ane par ghalis ne yeh shair arz kya:
le ja apni choot kisi or ko de de..
Ghalis ko apne hath se qarar agaya...
WIFE ANGRILY:main yeh ghar chor ker ja rahi hoon
Husband: Acha jao... mera LUN pay charho!
Wife: Tumhari yehi khoobsurat batein mujhe janey nai deti
Husband ne bola wife ko good night,
Wife boli aise kese good night
Pehle karo off light, Phir kero lund tight
Phir Karo choot se fight, Phir nikalo White White..
aik pathan suhag raat ko kuch kiye bina biwi ke sath razai orh
ke so gaya.
thori dair baad biwi boli:
khan ji! meri taangon ke beech main sorakh hai
pathan bola: tabhi main soch raha hoon ke ye thandi hawa
kahan se aa rahi hai
Kaho sardarjee Suhaag raat kaise rahi,
kuch mat punch yar pahle 8 bar to Missedcall lagi
aur jab sahi number laga to balance NILL THA.
sexy sms
