Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar..
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
Man: kiss karon? Girl: lipstick kharab ho jaye gi Man: boobs dabaon? Girl: T-shirt kharab ho jaye gi Man: fucking karon? Girl: periods yar. Man: now plz dont say "LOOSE MOTIONS HAIN"
A4 akela lund
B4 betha lund
C4 chota lund
D4 dewana lund
E4 excellent lund
F4 famous lund
G4 gandu lund
H4 handsome lund
I4 international Lund
J4 jungli lund
K4 Kala Lund
L4 lovely lund
M4 mota lund
N4 Naraz lund
O4 original lund
P4 patla lund
Q4 quality lund
R4 rota lund
S4 sidha lund
T4 Tufaan lund
U4 unique lund
V4 virgin lund
W4 wonderful lund
X4 xcited lund
Y4 young lund
Z4 Zehrila Lund
ab jo bhi lund aap ko pasand hai apni gand main lelo..
Paisa GAAND ki tarah hai,
hota sab k paas hai lekin dena koi nai chahta...
Mashwara LUND ki tarah hai,
dena sab chahte hai lekin lena koi nahi chahta...
India Or Pakistan ki phone per JUNG
1st DAY
Paki Calls indian: Sarya hai?
Indian: Haan hai.
Paki: Gand main lelo
2nd DAY
Paki: Sarya hai?
Indian: Nahi!
Paki: Gand Main Le Lya Kiya?
3rd DAY
Paki: Sarya hai?
Indian: Hai bhi or nai bhi
Paki: Ander bahar ker rahe ho kya??
4th DAY
Indian calls paki: Sarya hai?
Pak: Kyun Gand main lena hai??
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