Ek Ameer Aadmi Ne Gareeb Aadmi Ek Swal Ki?
K Batao Sex Karne Maza Hota He Ya Phir Mehnat Hoti?
Gareeb Aadmi Ne Jawab Dia Maza Hota Agar Mehnat Hoti To Aap Jaise Ameer Aadmi Ye Kaam Bhi Hum Jaise Garebo Se Karwate. Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 Admi Apne Bete Se: Oye, Ghabra Mat Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai! Beta: Ha Papaji Class Me Miss Bhi Yahi Bolti Hai Ki Tu Kisi Janwar Ki He Aulad Hai
krishna kare to swami , hum kare to harami krishna kare to chamatkar, hum kare to balatkar, krishna kare to rasleela hum kare to character dilla.
Girlz Hostel se ek larki ne KESC ko Fone kiya or Complain ki:
"Aaj to Admi bhej do, Larkiyaan 3 din se MOMBATTI se kam chala rahi hain"
Boy: Viagra ki 1 goli longa to lamba ho jaye ga,
2 longa to khambba ho jaye ga,
or agar 3 longa toh..
Girl replied: haramzaday mujhey chodna hai ya khodna hai..
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo
Hello G! Main Shahrukh Khan bol raha hoon "KO BANEGA KARORPATI" se mere samne aapki girl friend bethi hain jo ke bohat acha khail khail rahi hian, Ab agli awaz unki hogi . . .
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti
sexy sms
