Banta joins army, given AK 47. He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga.

Santa: I'd like some Vitamins for my son.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ?
Santa: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet.

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
Banta: Don�t know.
Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!

If u call ur mother as MUM what'll u call mother's younger sis & elder sis?
Santa: Minimum and Maximum

Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest.
Banta: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest.

Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta's son: How?
Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat.

Santa apni girlfriend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jaata hai.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in Luv

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