Description here http://www.smsscrape.com/ Copyright SMS Scrape 1 day u\'ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Somedays before 15 Aug: Sardar to flag seller: I want a big flag. Saleman showed him a variety of different sizes. Sardarji: You have more colours? http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Sardar wish: When I die, I want to die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Its funny when people discuss over love marriage and arranged marriage. It is like asking a person if he would like to hang himself or shoot himself. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Santa- A photographer on a funeral. Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why? Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE! http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Compaq is considering changing the command Press Any key to press return key because of the flood of calls asking where the Any key is. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html 1 sardar ky miss na isay message kia \'\' I MISS YOU\'\' bht dar baad sardar na soch kar rePly dia , \'\'I STUDENT YOU\'\' http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html ak masjid me chandy ki apeal hoi... ak ne kaha main 1100 don ga... dosry ne kaha main 1200 don ga .... pathan (josh me) hum 1661 de ga .... is me F.M or TORCH b hai... http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Compaq is considering changing the command Press Any key to press return key because of the flood of calls asking where the Any key is http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html POLICE KI MAR SE KOI MAR TO NAHE JATA FRAZ BUS UTHANE BETHNE K ANDAZ BADAL JATE HAIN http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html HUM NE UNN KI YAAD MAIN RO RO KER TAB BHAR DIYEH WO BE WAFA JO AYE NAHAA KER CHAL DIYEH http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Mai ye sim Off kr raha hon is pe mujhe boht calls or msg arhe hain log tang krte hain Poochte hain k "Aap ki khoobsurti ka raaz kia hy http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html SHADI MEIN KHANE PER TOOT PARE BRARTI WAH WAH SHADI MEIN KHANE PER TOOT PARE BRARTI CAMERA MAN FARAZ K SAATH GEO NEWS KARACHI http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html friend: Yaar me apna pars ghar bhool aaya hon mjhe 1000 rupe chahiye. Pathan: dost hi dost k kaam aata he le 20 rupe riksha kar or pars le aa http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Mummy Daddy & Baby Sitting 2gether . . . . Q? . . . . . Ta K . . Mummy Daddy se, Daddy Baby se, Baby Mummy se, Daddy Mummy se, aur Baby Daddy se, Zong k bagair bhi baat kr saken. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Pathan wen to India, Security man,Who are you? Pathan(Dartay howay) IAM hINDU SECURITY MAN, tELL ME 5 NAME OF bAGHWAN . . . pATAHAN Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar. Doli. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Aik sheikh cycle pe faqeer ke pas se guzra. faqeer ne kha ALLAHA K naam pe kuch de do: Sheikh cycle rokte hoe, chal peache beth tujeha jhoole doon. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Teacher to Pathan: Batao Pakistan ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lehraya gya..?? Pathan bohut dair sochnay k baad bola: \"Hawa mai.......\" http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Passenger to railman:What is use of train shedule if trains are always late. Railman: How would we know they are late if we did not have a shedule? http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html 1 Gadhe ne sardar ko laat mari,sardar us k piche bhaga,raste main use zebra mila sardar usko laat markar bola nite dress pahan kar ullu banata hai... http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Sardar 2 doctor: mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya hai. Doc: i dont know urdu plz talk in english. sardar: My londa iz gironda from the hero honda... http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Mother at night , American Good night dear Indian shubRaatri Bata Arabic Shab bakhair Apni Mother Arre Is Mobile ko Aag laga Doun gi Kambakhat so ja http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html 1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara Q??? is liye k us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya osto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala thay http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html 1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya osto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala thay http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Teacher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Angry Boss: tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai.. Executive (Sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, meri taraf dekho.. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html ek admi kabar par betha tha, musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta??? admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html 12 sardar raat ko 12 baj ke 12 minute aur 12 second par sector 12 ki12veen gali ke 12ven makan ki 12ven floor mein picture dekh rahe the \"WAQT HAMARA HAI\". http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai.... ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Ek pathan cycle pe Larki k samne zor se gira or jildi se khara ho gaya\'\'\' . . Larki; chot to nahi lagi? pathan; Nehi; Hum aisyhee utarta hy......... http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html sardar g ne 10 Rs tip di waiter;sir ye to meri insult hai sardar; to phir waiter; 20 rupa to dain sardar; sorry main apki double insult nhe krna chahta http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html new married couple of sardar and sardarni. sardarni; hamari shady KO 24 ghnta ho chukka ha. sardar; Ar asa lgta ha Jase kal Ky bat ho.......... http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html studant:sir.monkey our dunkey main kya farak hay? teacher: agar message parhney wala hans parey to monkey agar na hansey to donkey CHOICE IS URS NOM......... http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Sardar watching star tv, bichme advertise aaya, "aap dekh rahe hai star tv" Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai star tv dekh raha hun http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Red rose: luv Yellow rose: friendship White rose: peace Which rose for u? Nima rose: Tan ki durgandh dur kare, de taazgi. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai, Dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai, Patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai, Aur aapke bina circus adhoora hai http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi. Dusri makkhi ne kaha, "wah! Kya ghar mila hai tujhay" "Pehli makkhi boli, "nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharidna hai " http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Ab Faraz tum sey milnay ki kya justojoo karen Tabiyat zyada kharab ho to doctor say riju karien http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html College ka zamane ka bhi ajeeb kheel hota hain, Parhai ki jagha diloon ka mail hota hain, Notes ki jagha love mail hota hai, Is liye papu haar saal fail hota hai. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ki gale mein baahein dali, aur puchha - kaisa lag raha hai? Pati bola: Jaise bhagwan sanker k gale me naag. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee Humare dil se dua nikli: "Dur fite munh tusi ithe v aa gaee" http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main 15, 20 ghar luit gaye yaroo http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya Sath mein tera khushbhu laya Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Apki charcha har gali mein, Apke liye pyar har ladki ke dil mein, Ye koi chamthkar nahin, Aapki khush-qismat hain, Kyun ki kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Sardarji: bhagwan mujhe dukh de,dard de,tention de,mujhe barbad karde,mere piche bhoot laga de. Bhagwanji: ek line mein bola hota ki tujhe biwi chahiye. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi Dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le zalim Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Baniye ki biwi beemar thi: Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena. http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html Wed, 31 Dec 1969 16:00:00 PST http://www.smsscrape.com/Funny SMS/Funny SMS-1.html