Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I cant sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didnt knew u had a prescription.
Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! dont even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?Im not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage
Now simply read from bottom to top
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wifes birthday
is 2 forget it once.
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
dont come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
marriage sms
