Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi
Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai
Na jane kya kayamat aayi
cigarette ke dhuein mein bhi aap ki shakal nazar aai
Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna.
Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyu na usey wahin rahney diya jaye, agar main tumhare aankho mein doobonga to sahara dega.
Yeh yaad hai tumhari, ya yaado mein tum ho,
Yeh khwab hai tumhare, ya khwaboo mein tum ho,
Hum nahi jante, humein bas itna bata do ki,
Hum jaan hai tumhari ya humari jaan tum ho
Muskaan aapke hoton se kahin jaye na,
Ansoo aapki palkon pe kabhi aye na,
Poora ho aapka har khaab,
Aur jo poora na ho wo khaab kabhi aye na.
Friendship is like a priya gold (Hak se mango)
Love is like a pepsi (Yeh dil mange more)
And girlfriend is like Fena washing powder (Pehle istemal karo phir biswas karo)
Rishto ki dori kamjor hoti hai,
Aankho ki baate dil ki chor hoti hai,
Khuda ne jab bhi pucha pyaar ka matlab,
Hamari ungli aapki aur hoti hai.
Woh meri, main uska ho jaun,
Tadap mein uske main mar jaun,
Aisa bane pyaar ka yeh ristha hamara,
Woh mera jism aur main uski jaan ban jaun.
Dil se apka khayal jata nahin,
Apke siwa koi yaad aata nahi,
Hasarat hai roz apko dekhu,
Par kambakt woh madari apko roz lata nahi.