Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
quen k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho.
Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely,
par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
aj temprature 47 degree ho ga
ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain
kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.
sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.
aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
apni kisi friend se baat he karva do
meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai
wah wah wah
insult sms
