Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!
Ring me! I will tell you!
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can\"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
insult sms
