HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor
HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand
BOB:Bank Of Bhikaris
IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar
DiL.. Khubsoorat Ghar!
Zindagi.. Khubsoorat Safar!
Dosti.. Khubsoorat Rishta!
Aur..
Aap Inn Tamam Cheezon Ka Khubsoorat Tohfa!!
Ek bar tamnna n jindgi k anchal m sar rakhkar pocha meri tamnna puri Q nhi hoti?..jindgi ne hus kr kaha...jo puri ho jaye wo tamnna nhi hoti
Police ko ek insaan Mila hai..Kaale Daant, Ghonsle jaise Baal, Shakl Pagalo wali, Mujhe Teri Fikr ho rahi hai, Zara Miss Call De toh Tasalli Hogi..PLZ...
Hamari new Generation-Miss ne lkG class k bche se kha 1 se 10 tak gino mein tumhe kiss krungi.
Bacha bola: agr me 1 se 100 tak ginu to kya scheme hai..
RECEIPEE-
1: Tk a bowl, full of grapes
2: Keep it in ur hand
3: Stand infrnt of mirror .dish is ready.
RECEIPE NAME
Langoor ke hath me angoor.
DiL.. Khubsoorat Ghar!
Zindagi.. Khubsoorat Safar!
Dosti.. Khubsoorat Rishta!
Aur..
Aap Inn Tamam Cheezon Ka Khubsoorat Tohfa!!
Ye ek raaz ki baat hai..
Kisi ko batana mat!
Nahi bataoge na!
Wada??
To suno!
Gangadhar hi Shktimaan tha!!! ;-)
A girl's poem:
Husband mera esa ho,
wallet me jiske paisa ho,
lambi jiski height ho,
gusse ka wo lite ho, jab saas se meri fight ho,
kahe jaanu tum hi right ho