Tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dwar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge
What is difference between watch & wife?
Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!
Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.
tumne gum ko kab jana hai.
tum to gum se bekhabar ho.
tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.
Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo
humhe neend bahut aati hai
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa
dena…
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata
dena…..
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
unke aane ki aas lagti hai ,
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Machhar ne aap ko kata,
Yeh us ka junoon tha,
Aap ne khujli ki,
Aap ka sukoon tha,
Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara,
Kyun kay us ki ragoon mein aap ka khun tha.
fanta piyo,
pepsi piyo,
marinda piyo
coke piyo,
dew piyo,
pani piyo,piyo aur piyo
kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main
Dil mei basa hai pyaar tera,
Aankho mei basi hai tasavir teri,
Jab bhi aati hai yaad teri,
Ham dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.
funny sms
