Papa : Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega.
Beta : Lekin papa fir aap ke character ka kya hoga???
Arz kiya hai-
Hun mein doctor jahan,
Meri wife hai nurse wahan.
Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he,
Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he.
Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar,
To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega
Question: Baghwan ko gusa kab ata hai ?
Ans: Jab koi larki shadi se pehle pregnent ho jay aur uski maa kahe
“Hey bagwhan yeh to ne kaya kia”
Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin chahiye.
Doc: Yeh Condom Le Lo.
Woman: Ye pani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath.
Doc: Kele ke saath.
God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Sign post outside our collage :
“Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!”.
Robin, Doctor se: Help me, mein jab baat karta hun to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Robin: Phone karte waqt.
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by…
What does the loafer elephant say? Wow
Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
funny sms
