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Apple kata hoon knife se
Pani pita hoon pipe se
Kya zamana agaya hai
Juta khata hoon wife se
A lady delivered twins.
Suprisingly, one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?
Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER….
wherever u go out network follows.
SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT,
NADI jitni EFFORT,
BALTI jitna ESTIMATE,
DABBEY jitni SALARY,
CHULLU jitna INCREMENT,
To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT
Always smile ,you know why?
B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! …
Muskurao!…Kya Pata…
Kal Daant ho na ho!…
Keep smiling!
Kya aap Close Up karte hain?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain?
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain?
“MOBILE” k bill se darte hain?
To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain?
Teacher : What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai,
Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai,
India ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai,
Jahan bhi deewar milti hai,
Log wahin moot jate hain
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho
Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
 
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