12 sardar raat ko 12 baj ke 12 minute aur 12 second par
sector 12 ki12veen gali ke 12ven makan ki 12ven floor
mein picture dekh rahe the "WAQT HAMARA HAI".
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
Ek pathan cycle pe Larki k samne zor se
gira or jildi se khara ho gaya'''
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Larki; chot to nahi lagi?
pathan;
Nehi; Hum aisyhee utarta hy.........
sardar g ne 10 Rs tip di
waiter;sir ye to meri insult hai
sardar; to phir
waiter; 20 rupa to dain
sardar; sorry main apki double insult nhe krna chahta
new married couple of sardar and sardarni.
sardarni; hamari shady KO 24 ghnta ho chukka ha.
sardar; Ar asa lgta ha Jase kal Ky bat ho..........
studant:sir.monkey our dunkey main kya farak hay?
teacher: agar message parhney wala hans parey to monkey agar na hansey to donkey
CHOICE IS URS NOM.........
Sardar watching star tv, bichme advertise aaya,
“aap dekh rahe hai star tv”
Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai star tv dekh raha hun…
Red rose: luv
Yellow rose: friendship
White rose: peace
Which rose for u?
Nima rose: Tan ki durgandh dur kare, de taazgi.
Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai,
Dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,
Patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai,
Aur aapke bina circus adhoora hai
Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri makkhi ne kaha, “wah! Kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
“Pehli makkhi boli, “nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharidna hai…”
funny sms
