Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai
ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo,
Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta
Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire : “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer : “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer : “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire : “A Billionaire”
Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.
Laalu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Laalu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.
Papa : Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega.
Beta : Lekin papa fir aap ke character ka kya hoga???
Arz kiya hai-
Hun mein doctor jahan,
Meri wife hai nurse wahan.
Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he,
Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he.
Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar,
To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega
Question: Baghwan ko gusa kab ata hai ?
Ans: Jab koi larki shadi se pehle pregnent ho jay aur uski maa kahe
“Hey bagwhan yeh to ne kaya kia”
Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin chahiye.
Doc: Yeh Condom Le Lo.
Woman: Ye pani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath.
Doc: Kele ke saath.
God thought that since he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn’t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
funny sms
