What r the 3 fastest ways of communication?
A-telephone
B-television
C-tell-a woman
Mera dil hai HUGE,
Isse mat karna USE,
Warna ho jaye ga FUSE,
Aur tum hain paden gai SHOES.
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane na denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge,
Sharafat se contact me rehena,
Varna bahut marenge aur rone na denge
A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied Sweetly,
“I’d have married you no matter who left you a fortune”
Jis se pyar kiya vo Delhi chaligayi,
Jis se shaadi karna chaha vo Italy chaligayi,
Kambakath jina bhi kya jina hain,
Marne gaya to bijali chaligayi.
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha tha toh tumko dekha
aur socha tum gharse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
Agar Nikal gayi to yeh bedard zamana kahegi
Who let the dogs out…who who who
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Hi jan
Hello jan!
Wats up jan?
Missing you jan…
Dont get excited with the word of jan.
Because jan is the short form of janwar
Ha ha ha ha…
Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to kehte,
” Mera intzaar to 11 mulko ke HAJAM kar rahe hai.
Lekin 1 baat janlo mere sir par bal aana muskil hi nahi namunkin bhi hai.”
Mosquito song…
Bhegey hont terey, pyasa dunk mera,
Lagey amrit sa, mujhe khoon tera,
Kabhi mere saath koi raat guzaro,
Tujhey shubha tak mein,
Shujadoon yarr wooh oh oh wooh oh oh…
funny sms
