HUM NE UNN KI YAAD MAIN RO RO KER TAB BHAR DIYEH
WO BE WAFA JO AYE NAHAA KER CHAL DIYEH
Mai ye sim Off kr raha hon is pe mujhe boht calls
or msg arhe hain log tang krte hain
Poochte hain k
“Aap ki khoobsurti ka raaz kia hy
SHADI MEIN KHANE PER TOOT PARE BRARTI
WAH WAH
SHADI MEIN KHANE PER TOOT PARE BRARTI
CAMERA MAN FARAZ K SAATH GEO NEWS KARACHI
friend: Yaar me apna pars ghar bhool aaya hon mjhe 1000 rupe chahiye.
Pathan: dost hi dost k kaam aata he le 20 rupe riksha kar or pars le aa
Mummy Daddy & Baby Sitting 2gether
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Q?
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Ta K
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Mummy Daddy se,
Daddy Baby se,
Baby Mummy se,
Daddy Mummy se,
aur Baby Daddy se,
Zong k bagair bhi baat kr saken.
Pathan wen to India,
Security man,Who are you?
Pathan(Dartay howay) IAM hINDU
SECURITY MAN,
tELL ME 5 NAME OF bAGHWAN
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pATAHAN
Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar. Doli.
Aik sheikh cycle pe faqeer ke pas se guzra.
faqeer ne kha ALLAHA K naam pe kuch de do:
Sheikh cycle rokte hoe,
chal peache beth tujeha jhoole doon.
Teacher to Pathan:
Batao Pakistan ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lehraya gya..??
Pathan bohut dair sochnay k baad bola:
"Hawa mai......."
Passenger to railman:What is use of train shedule if trains are always late.
Railman: How would we know they are late if we did not have a shedule?
1 Gadhe ne sardar ko laat mari,sardar us k piche bhaga,raste main use zebra mila sardar usko laat markar bola nite dress pahan kar ullu banata hai...
funny sms
