Apki charcha har gali mein,
Apke liye pyar har ladki ke dil mein,
Ye koi chamthkar nahin,
Aapki khush-qismat hain,
Kyun ki kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai
Sardarji: bhagwan mujhe dukh de,dard de,tention de,mujhe barbad karde,mere piche bhoot laga de.
Bhagwanji: ek line mein bola hota ki tujhe biwi chahiye.
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:
Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi joshh ke sath
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi shhor ke sath
Ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath
Mom: beti badi hokar kya banogi?
Beti: kuch nahin… Maa banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi.. Aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo magar zara serial order mein karna.
Mamu : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.
Mamu ka dost : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
Mere dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo river ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: chaalu khaata
funny sms
