Doctor kay band clinic kay agay lambi line thi. Aik sardar bar bar line mai ghusta, log usko pakr ker pechay phenk daytay.
Sardar: Lagay raho, mai v clinic nahi kholna.
Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi
SMS karne k Faidy:
1-Mobile ko zang nahi lagta.
2-Typing improve hoti he.
3-Aap jisy sms karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
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5-Aap ko koi KANJOOS nahi kahega.
chanda or chakori karte they "love" chori chori.
larka tha sanwla, larki thi gori.
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so ja mere dost yehi thi story.
Pathan 2 sardar:
5 janwaron k nam batao jo pani mei rehtay hain?
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sardar:Fish
pathan:theek he or batAo?
sardar:Fish ki ammi abbu bhai or behan
pathan:shabash
Click Down
if u Miss Me
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Ooh it Means
U Miss Me
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Wow!
U Miss Me A Lot
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U Realy Miss ME
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Bus Bhi Karo Ab Kia Mobile Mai Se Nikal Aaon.
3+3=8
ye kese Hua?
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Socho!
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Han Han Socho!
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Zehan Pe Zor Dalo!
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Shabash..!
Or Socho!
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Nahi Pata?
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Main Bataon Kese Hua
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Ghalti Se..
Bari
mushkil
se
main
rat
ko
aasman
se
aap
k
lye
'CHAND Or TARAY'
tor k la rhi thi k ...
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wapsi pe...
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shopper phat gaya
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia,
Mera wohi mizaj
wohi zoq hoga,
Shade se pehle bhi
mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga,
Shadi k bad bhi mujhe
shadi ka shoq ho ga
funny sms
