ek pathan jail me tha
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dosre pathan ne pocha tum se kya galti hoe ke tum jail me ae?
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pehle pathan ne kha ke me ne ek bank lota ore paise ose bank me jama kra diye
Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”
jab zalim SADAR-E-AMRICA bazar me laya jae ga
phir BATA ke chand joton ka ek har banaya jae ga
maqtal ko sajaya jae ga JILLAD bolaya jae ga
phir peeth par SADR-E-BUSH ki kora barsa jae ga
Ho naheen sakta k muhy apki yaad na aiy
Bhool k b bhooloun wo waqt naaiy
Aap bhulao tao apko agli saans na aiy
Mein bholoun to
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Kia hoa banda bhool be jata hai.
sara gawaaho or
sabuto ko,
madd-e-nazar rakhte huwe ye Adalat,
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dafa 420 k tehet
$m$ parhne wale ko,
$m$ na bhejne k jurum me
BIKHSRI Qarar deti Hai
Tum dur sahi majboor sahi
Par yaad tumhaari aati hai
Jab saans vaha par lete ho
To badboo yaha par aati hai
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak"
"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"
(Thomas Edison)
Moral:
Dheet ho jana par Man'na nahi
I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to khi nhi Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn baja Do
funny sms
