Girl sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a Person asked what she was doing.
She replied : Higher Studies Man !!!
Look Here
Bhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn,
Look There
BBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnn,
Look Upward
BBBhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn,
Look Downward
Bhhhhhhhheeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn,
Yaar idhar udhar kiya dekh rahe hoo machhar hai maroo
Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha,
Kise ne pocha bhae kab tak khaty rahogy?
Memon: Yaar main khud kha kha k thak gaya hon per kya karon card me likha tha
“Dinner 7 to 10pm” :p
Saturday ko free rehna
Koi program mat banana
I want 2meet u
tumhain kahin le jana hai
Plz na mat karna or kisi ko batana mat
k tmhain
POLIO k DROPS Pilane hai
Two snakes sitting in the jungle,
Female snake tried to kiss the male snake,
Suddenly male snake turned and started singing:
“zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma !”
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai.
Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”
MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of
the school.”
Heee….eee…e.e..e.e..e
1 arab ko khoon ki zarurat ti,
1 memon ne khoon dia,
to badley me arab ne usey car di,
jab doosri dafa arab ko khoon ki zarurat hui to me memon ne fatafat khoon dia,
is baar arab ne usey gulaab jamun dia..to memon ne kaha k car Q nai di???
to arab ne kaha k ,mERI ragon me ab tera khoon aagya.....!
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