Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks
Student: I will score 100 % marks
Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Student : Suroo kisney kiya?
Kisi ne dil badal liya,
Kisi ne dhadkan badal li,
Aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badal ne ko,
To aapne mandir mein jakar chappal badal li..
Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi:
“pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna tera intezaar hai”.
But aaj kal ki ladkiyan kehti hai:
“pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna, NAHI TO DUSRA TAIYAAR HAI”
Raja n Rani get tired of mobiles…
They decided 2 use pigeons,
One day pigeon reached without letter,
Angry Raja asked Rani what’s this?
Rani replied idiot it was a miss call.
Suraj hua maddham
Chand jal ne laga
Aasma yeh hai
Kyo pighal ne laga
Main tehra raha
zameen chal ne lagi
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!
Doctor ke haath me phoolon ki mala dekhkar patient ne poocha:
Doctor ye mala kiske liye he?
Doctor ne jawab diya:
Yeh mera pehla operation he agar success gaya to mere liye varna tumhare liye
Mintoo: Mein is duniya ko mita doon ga, mita doon ga, mita doon ga
Chintoo: Mein tumhein rubber nahi doon ga
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega,
MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,
BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega.
Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega…
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
Yun aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Sidhe upar chale aana!
Jaani Jaani Ji Abba,
Shakkar khare potte…nai bawa,
Jhoot bolra re,
Muh khol re haramzadi…ha haa haaa
funny sms
