Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA.
Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.
Girlfriend Ne Uske AKSAR Khwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA
Toh Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.
Ek aishwarya thi deewani si, shahrukh pe wo marti thi,
najre jhukake, sharma ke, Hrithik ki galiyo se gujarti thi,
chori chori salman ko chithiya likha karti thi,
kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se, par na jane kis se darti thi,
jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya… HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO
Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!
When U feel that nobody loves U
nobody cares 4 u
& everyone is ignoring U,n hating U,
U should ask Urself..
Saala Chakkar kya hai!
Kya ho gai khata hamse,
Jo sms aana band hai,
Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya,
Mobile connection band hai.
Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan paro boli shukriya bhai jaan.
DO MENDAK:
pehla bola “tar”
dusra bola “tar”
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pehla bola “tar tar”
dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar”
funny sms
