Kya aap Close Up karte hain?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain?
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain?
“MOBILE” k bill se darte hain?
To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain?
Teacher : What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai,
Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai,
India ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai,
Jahan bhi deewar milti hai,
Log wahin moot jate hain
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho
Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: For U and ur parents.
Bhola was working in a garment store.
1 day a lady customer came and said: “Zara underwear dikhana”
Bhola: “Oye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain”
Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to
kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali,
jis mod se guzro wahan ke
har ghar se awaaz aaye,
Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,
Jo ped ne kaha patto se,
Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,
Wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
Aey chal chal hawa aane de
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