Sardar watching star tv, bichme advertise aaya,
“aap dekh rahe hai star tv”
Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai star tv dekh raha hun…
Red rose: luv
Yellow rose: friendship
White rose: peace
Which rose for u?
Nima rose: Tan ki durgandh dur kare, de taazgi.
Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai,
Dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,
Patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai,
Aur aapke bina circus adhoora hai
Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri makkhi ne kaha, “wah! Kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
“Pehli makkhi boli, “nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharidna hai…”
Ab Faraz tum sey milnay ki kya justojoo karen
Tabiyat zyada kharab ho to doctor say riju karien
College ka zamane ka bhi ajeeb kheel hota hain,
Parhai ki jagha diloon ka mail hota hain,
Notes ki jagha love mail hota hai,
Is liye papu haar saal fail hota hai.
Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ki gale mein baahein dali, aur puchha - kaisa lag raha hai?
Pati bola: Jaise bhagwan sanker k gale me naag.
Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee
Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee
Humare dil se dua nikli:
“Dur fite munh tusi ithe v aa gaee”
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo
Ishq main 15, 20 ghar luit gaye yaroo
Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya
Sath mein tera khushbhu laya
Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya
funny sms
