duryodhan ne draupadi ke utari sadi
duryodhan ne draupadi ke utari sadi
sadi pe sadi sadi pe sadi parag sadi
Kya Aap k Sir Par Seengh Hain???
Just Check It
Nahi Hain??
Nahi
R u Sure??
Yes
Koi baat Nahi Gadhay k bhi nahi hotay.
Ek bar 300 Pathan ship main travel kar rahe tahe,
Lekin sare k sare mar gaye.
Kaise?
Nothing serious.
Ship bich main kharab hogai.
To dhakka dene niche utar gaye.
Husband asked his newly married wife, she had any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife: silent
He said, main is khamoshi ko kya samjhon?
Wife replied: Kamine! Gin nay to do ?
Office ke naye manager ne typyst se kaha:
Miss Dolly,aap ki typing badiya nahin hai,
Is chote se letter me kitanee galatiyan hai.
Dolly Ne kaha:
Vo kya hai sir,meri figure barabar badiya
nahin hai na.
Manager(Ashcharya se):
Lekin tumhari figure se typing ka kya rishta hai?
Dolly(Masumiyat se kaha)
Rishta hai sir.
Agar meri figure badiya hoti to meri typing
ki taraf aapka dyan hee nahin jata.
What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both caseS you feel
"aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta"
LALU Bus K UPAR KHADA THA
RASTE ME TUFAN AAYA
DHOTI UD GAYI
PHIR BIJLI KADKI
LALU: EK TO HAMAR DHOTI CHIN LI UPARSE SASURA FOTU LET HO.
Hum Sare Gamon Ko Sokh Denge,
Har Ek Ka Toota Dil Jod Denge,
Ek Baar Humari Dosti Apna Ke Dekho,
Apke Raste Me Apni Sari Khusian Mod Denge.
3 sri lankan larkiyan appas main apny khwahish ka izhar kar rahee theen,
phely boli kash main usa ke president ke sath is key bedroom main nit pass karoon or sab order mery kehney par president karey....
doosary boley mery khwahish hey key main uk key president key sath sex karoon...
tesree bolee tum donoon ke wishes bekar hain , snoo....
sri lanka or india ka cricket match ho oor mera bhai us main fielding kar raha ho , or last ball par sri lanka ko 4 score ke zroorat ho, or batsman six key leye shot lagay or mery bhai se catch choot jay tu stdium main bethy 75000 crowed boley "ISS KE BHEN KO CHOODOON"
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.
At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.
The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"
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