Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Money is appropriate, and one size fits all. - William Randolph Hearst on suggestions for gifts
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom StoppardOne compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
Everyone is the age of their heart.
He not busy being born is busy dying.
You're not forty; you're eighteen with twenty two years of experience.
May you live to be a hundred and may the last voice you hear be mine.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang "Happy Birthday."