Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
A New Years toast to love and laughter and happily ever after.
Dance as if no one were watching, sing as if no one were listening and live every day as if it were your last.
New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.
A health to you, a wealth to you,
And the best that life can give to you.
We've Holidays and happy days,
and memory days galore
And when we've toasted every one,
I offer just one more
So let us lift our glasses high,
and drink a silent toast
To the day, deep buried in each heart
that each one loves the most.
Here's wishing you more happiness
Than all my words can tell,
Not just alone for New Years Eve
But for all the year as well.