Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi joshh ke sath
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi shhor ke sath
Ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath
Mom: beti badi hokar kya banogi?
Beti: kuch nahin… Maa banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi.. Aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo magar zara serial order mein karna.
Mamu : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.
Mamu ka dost : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
Mere dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo river ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: chaalu khaata
What r the 3 fastest ways of communication?
A-telephone
B-television
C-tell-a woman
Mera dil hai HUGE,
Isse mat karna USE,
Warna ho jaye ga FUSE,
Aur tum hain paden gai SHOES.
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane na denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone na denge,
Sharafat se contact me rehena,
Varna bahut marenge aur rone na denge
A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied Sweetly,
“I’d have married you no matter who left you a fortune”
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