Ab Faraz tum sey milnay ki kya justojoo karen
Tabiyat zyada kharab ho to doctor say riju karien
College ka zamane ka bhi ajeeb kheel hota hain,
Parhai ki jagha diloon ka mail hota hain,
Notes ki jagha love mail hota hai,
Is liye papu haar saal fail hota hai.
Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ki gale mein baahein dali, aur puchha - kaisa lag raha hai?
Pati bola: Jaise bhagwan sanker k gale me naag.
Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee
Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee
Humare dil se dua nikli:
“Dur fite munh tusi ithe v aa gaee”
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo
Ishq main 15, 20 ghar luit gaye yaroo
Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya
Sath mein tera khushbhu laya
Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya
Apki charcha har gali mein,
Apke liye pyar har ladki ke dil mein,
Ye koi chamthkar nahin,
Aapki khush-qismat hain,
Kyun ki kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai
Sardarji: bhagwan mujhe dukh de,dard de,tention de,mujhe barbad karde,mere piche bhoot laga de.
Bhagwanji: ek line mein bola hota ki tujhe biwi chahiye.
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:
Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
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