Sardar 2 doctor:
mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya hai.
Doc:
i dont know urdu plz talk in english.
sardar:
My londa iz gironda from the hero honda...
Mother at night ,
American Good night dear
Indian
shubRaatri Bata
Arabic
Shab bakhair
Apni Mother
Arre Is Mobile ko Aag laga Doun gi
Kambakhat so ja
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q???
is liye k
us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy.
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya osto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala thay
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya osto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala thay
Teacher: How Old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I m.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
Angry Boss: tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai..
Executive (Sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir..
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, meri taraf dekho..
ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.
Funny SMS
