1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Somedays before 15 Aug:
Sardar to flag seller: I want a big flag.
Saleman showed him a variety of different sizes.
Sardarji: You have more colours?
Sardar wish: When I die, I want to die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.
Its funny when people discuss over love marriage and arranged marriage. It is like asking a person if he would like to hang himself or shoot himself.
Santa- A photographer on a funeral.
Santa is busy taking snaps,
suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE!
Compaq is considering changing the command Press Any key to press return key because of the flood of calls asking where the Any key is.
1 sardar ky miss na isay message kia '' I MISS YOU''
bht dar baad sardar na soch kar rePly dia ,
''I STUDENT YOU''
ak masjid me chandy ki apeal hoi... ak ne kaha main 1100 don ga... dosry ne kaha main 1200 don ga .... pathan (josh me) hum 1661 de ga .... is me F.M or TORCH b hai...
Compaq is considering changing the command Press Any key to press return key because of the flood of calls asking where the Any key is
POLICE KI MAR SE KOI MAR TO NAHE JATA FRAZ
BUS UTHANE BETHNE K ANDAZ BADAL JATE HAIN
Funny SMS
